Enslave Me, Baby - Yeah!

Enslave Me Sweetly by Gena Showalter

She has the heart of a killer, and the body of an angel. . .

Eden Black walks among humans, protecting them from the murderous evil of other-worlders who abduct and enslave. And though she appears to be human herself, Eden is an alien, a Raka, distinguished by her golden hair and skin, and gifted with the ominous ability to kill without remorse – and with total accuracy. That is, until the fateful night she has one shot to eliminate her target, a human slaver – and misses.

“Failure” is not in Eden’s vocabulary. Neither is “partner” – but that’s what she is forcibly assigned after recovering from her disastrous mission. A sexy, steely-nerved human agent, Lucius Adaire enjoys nothing more than sparking the fury – and rousing the desire – of the fiery female assassin to proud to admit defeat. Locked in an assignment they cannot afford to lose, Lucius and Eden find themselves bound in two high-stakes, heart-pounding games: the dangerous web of kill or be killed, and the erotic dance of seduction. . .

Showalter first demonstrated her skill at blending sizzling romance and nail-biting suspense set in a convincing futuristic society in Awaken Me Darkly (2005). She now continues the roller-coaster-like adventure in an equally entertaining tale that will please a wide cross section of readers. *Starred Review* Booklist.

Order your copy from Amazon, Barnes and Noble, or BooksAMillion. For more information, visit Gena’s website at http://www.genashowalter.com/ and her blog at http://www.genashowalter.blogspot.com/

Party on Bebe's Blog

Author Bebe Thomas is giving away free stuff to celebrate her new website and blog. Why not stop by and say Hi? I know she'd love to see you!

STRESSED... I mean that in a good way

Well, I've had a busy month. The day job has been a little crazy - but in a good way. In the evenings, my alter ego has taken over. She's been busy writing, editing, and working on getting a website together.

It seems strange. I've worked so long and hard to get my romance fiction noticed. And in a couple of weeks, I'll be published under my pen name.

In a way, it's happening so fast.

AND I AM TOTALLY STRESSED OUT!!!! (but in a good way)

Sunset Key

It's $2.00 people - go buy it!!!!!!


Sunset Key
Cassidy Kent
ISBN 1-59426-563-1

Freesia Daniels, personnel specialist and consummate planner, wasn't prepared to get the boot from her company for possessing a heart. When she decides to return home from Boston to the sunny beaches of Key West to lick her wounds, she discovers her heartbroken past has finally caught up with her in the form of Zachary Gray, her childhood sweetheart. He lures her to his island getaway and lands them smack in the middle of a raging hurricane. Lightning doesn't often strike twice, but this storm might give them both a second chance at love.

Size: HeatSheet
Rating: Pulsar
Excerpt: http://www.phaze.com/Excerpts/SunsetKeyExcerpt.htm
http://www.phazebooks.com/catalog/product_...?products_id=87

So... what have I been up to?

It's been a wacky few weeks for me. I finally got the position I've been after for the 12 years I've been at my day job. So, I've been learning the ropes.

Then, my car broke down. It was a verrrrrrrry costly repair.

And I've been sick. It started out as a sinus infection, then morphed into bronchitis.

But I do have good news: I recently contracted with Freya's Bower publishing to write two mini e-books. They'll be published under my super secret pseudonym*, hopefully this summer.

*I'm in the process of setting up my website and blog for my alter-ego. I'll let you all know when she's ready for her debut.


In the meantime, I hope everyone had a joyous Passover or Easter.

Babelfish Friday

A lenten special for you... Babelfish Friday. I've taken some song lyrics and used babelfish to translate them to Spanish. Then Spanish to French. French to German. And finally German back to English. Can you name this tune?

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My thanks to Lynn Daniels for this groovy idea.

A Happy Belated St. Paddy's Day to Ya

AKA - in lieu of a real post...

Your Irish Name Is...

Shauna Sheehan

What's your Irish Name?

Still Bored, but Rested

I just woke up from my nap. I took this blogthings test:

You Are a Visionary Soul

You are a curious person, always in a state of awareness. Connected to all things spiritual, you are very connected to your soul. You are wise and bright: able to reason and be reasonable. Occasionally, you get quite depressed and have dark feelings. You have great vision and can be very insightful. In fact, you are often profound in a way that surprises yourself. Visionary souls like you can be the best type of friend. You are intuitive, understanding, sympathetic, and a good healer. Souls you are most compatible with: Old Soul and Peacemaker Soul

What Kind of Soul Are You?

I loooooooove blogthings! Sometimes I have nothing interesting to write, so I post a blogthings quiz. Like today.

I have almost completed my first week of The Writer's Way program. I feel like the morning pages are helping, although, admittedly, I do not always do them in the morning. Sometimes they are afternoon or evening pages. And more than once, they have been almost the stroke of midnight pages!

Bored...

Ha! I typed the title of this post and published it without any of my usual scintillating commentary. I am almost tempted to keep it.

You may have noticed I went back to my old blog design. I love the Wonder Woman blog, but this design has a better flow with my website. I've even thought about publishing the blog as a separate page on the site, but changing the address can't be good. And you know, it's conference season - which means networking and handing out business cards. Yes, my business cards even look like my website.

And just what does this have to do with my being bored? Absolutely nothing. I have plenty to do. I just don't feel like doing any of it. Maybe I will take a nap. I haven't done that in a gazillion years. Um. Well, since last week, but it feels like a long time.

Food for Thought

I got this in my inbox. Naturally, I have no idea who originally wrote it.

MAYONNAISE JAR and 2 CUPS OF COFFEE

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day is not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee.

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.

He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls.

He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

Next, the professor picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else.

He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous "YES."

The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand.

The students laughed.

"Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things - God, family, children, health, friends, and favorite passions -- things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.

The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, house, and car.

The sand is everything else -- the small stuff.

"If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls.

The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you.

So...

Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play With your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out to dinner. Play another 18.

There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal. "Take care of the golf balls first -- the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented. The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked.

It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend."

Randomness

A Completely Random List of Favorite Songs
What Are You Doing New Year's Eve?
Beauty School Dropout
Even Now
Moon River
Lips Like Sugar
The Promise
How Soon is Now
Please Let Me Get What I Want
Baby Girl
Wanted Dead or Alive
Everyday is Like Sunday
Age of Aquarius/Let the Sun Shine In
You Don't Have to Say You Love Me

Mercury is in Retrograde!

According to Astrology.com:It's that time again: Mercury turned retrograde on March 2, and will continue its apparent backward journey until the 25th. Better dust off all the standard Mercury-retrograde cautions: Back up computer files and go the extra mile to express yourself clearly. When the Communication Planet is in reverse, it can feel like productivity is in park! But no two retrogrades are the same -- and Mercury's latest move makes this a crucial time to strike new balance.

Mercury retrograde is always cause for introspection -- even more so as it takes place in Pisces, the imaginative final sign of the zodiac. The Fish swim through deep, dreamy waters, so pay close attention to your subconscious cues for the next few weeks. Reason may be particularly obscured, but as typical modes of communication become tricky, we'll all benefit from indulging those creative sides!

Of course, the planets love a good curveball: On March 4, Jupiter, ruler of values, also turns retrograde (until July 6). With Jupiter's social aspects highlighted -- and its typical grandeur toned down -- now's the time to realistically reevaluate your belief system: What's crucial to your role in the bigger social picture ... and what's holding you back?

Put it all together, and what do you get? A golden opportunity not only to immerse yourself in your dreams, but also to season them with a pinch of reality.

Eureka! This explains everything. Miscommunication of all sorts has been happening this past week. Well, I'm taking a deep breath and will be sure to be extra careful in this respect.

I started working through The Artist's Way this week. It's a 12 week process to recover your creativity. A big part of the program is Morning Pages. It's three pages written in longhand each morning - a journal that I'm not supposed to re-read for eight weeks. It's about getting all of the crap out of the way, so I can then focus on my writing. Of course, the three morning pages are probably the most I've actually written in the past few weeks, so I feel pretty good about it. Another important step is taking my inner artist out on a date once a week. Just the two of us. So, last night, I bought my inner artist the Pride and Prejudice DVD, and we watched it together and ate Ben and Jerry's Mint Chocolate cookie ice cream. I think my inner artist liked it.

But there is the problem. With this Mercury Retrograde thing happening, how can I possibly be sure?

Keep An Open Mind About This...

You Are 68% Open Minded

You are a very open minded person, but you're also well grounded. Tolerant and flexible, you appreciate most lifestyles and viewpoints. But you also know where you stand firm, and you can draw that line. You're open to considering every possibility - but in the end, you stand true to yourself.

How Open Minded Are You?

What is my blog worth?

My blog is worth $8,468.10.
How much is your blog worth?

Just Because

Now that I have succeeded in preventing Sela from quitting writing, I find the prospect more and more appealing. Actually, it's not that I need a break from writing, more like I need a break from "writing related activities". I need to scale back on my extra-curricular activities. I need to learn how to say no.

I cleaned my side of the office yesterday. I've got new files, pretty storage baskets, and a reduced TBR file. Two fabulous finds in my clutter: a $60 rebate form from CibaVision, which I sent out today (one day before the deadline), and my copy of The Artist's Way by Julia Cameron.

It occurs to me that these are signs. I ask for signs all the time, but I think God usually sends them in Japanese. I don't even need them to be in English. I could make it out in Spanish, but Japanese, nope. Anyway, I am grateful. And I know I have to get back to basics, back to the joy of writing, back to feeling creative and special. Not because I must. Just because.

What does your name really mean?

Happy V-Day to You & Happy B-Day to Me

Your Candy Heart Says "Marry Me"

For you, love is serious business. You don't take dating lightly. And even if you haven't met the right person, getting married is something you expect to do soon. Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a romantic picnic in the park Your flirting style: subtle and calculating What turns you off: short term flings Why you're hot: you're a hopeless romantic with each new relationship

What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

A Bit of Humor to Start Off the Week

Courtesy of my mom...

No. Really.

THINGS STRESSED WOMEN SAY AT WORK

1. Okay! Okay! I take it back. Unfuck you.

2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.

3. Well this day was a total waste of makeup.

4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?

5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.

6. Do I look like a people person?

7 This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.

8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.

9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.

10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and
senseless acts of self-control?

11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.

12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.

13. Do they ever shut up on your planet?

14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

15. Stress is what you have when you wake up screaming and you
realize you haven't gone to sleep yet.

16. Back off! You're standing in my aura.

17. Don't worry, I forgot your name too.

18. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.

19. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead

20. Wait... I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

21. Chaos, panic and disorder... my work here is done.

22. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

23. You look like shit. Is that the style now?

24. Earth is full. Go home.

25. Aww, did I step on your little itty bitty ego?

26. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

27. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.

28. You are depriving some village of an idiot.

29. If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.

30. Look in my eyes... do you see one ounce of gives-a-shit?

Currently

Oh boy. I've been tagged by Karen.

Currently...


current clothing: pink thermal nightshirt
current hair: long, dark brown
current mood: discontent
current refreshment: diet cherry vanilla dr. pepper - it's yummy
current annoyance: I just wasted 2 hours watching The Wedding Date when I could have been writing
current avoidance: character sketches
current smell: cucumber melon dove
current thing you ought to be doing: sleeping
current thing or things on your wall: a wonderful photo of the beach at Ocean City
current IM/person you're talking to: does my cat count?
current jewelry: wedding ring, engagement ring, emerald ring, tennis bracelet, diamond earrings, gold chain and 4 leaf clover charm
current book: Monkey Love
current worry: don't worry, be happy
current favorite celebrity: Colin Firth
current obsession: Bejeweled 2
current love: my hubby
current longing: to work part-time outside of the home and part-time on my writing
current disappointment: My trip to Minnesota may be postponed again
current lyric in your head: No time left for you...
current music: I Believe in a Thing Called Love by The Darkness
current favorite book: Pride and Prejudice
current favorite movie: Casablanca
current wish: to win the powerball jackpot
current happy thing: luxurious sheets
current undergarments: lacy panties
current desktop picture: Landon and Santa
current plans for tonight/weekend: digging out from the blizzard

So what are you currently doing? Who will I tag next?

Play That Funky Music

It's time for me to admit, I am suffering from one of the worst writerly afflictions - A FUNK. I'm pretty sure the only non-writer who reads my blog on a semi-regular basis is my mom. (Hi, Mom!) So, I'm fairly certain everyone experiences this phenomenon every once in a while.

Really, I've got a ton of ideas floating around in my head. And if I don't work on my own projects, I've got a ton of book reviews to edit, two books to review myself, and a crit to complete. I just don't get it done. I'm not "blocked". I'm funked.

You know what I think I need? Cher.

I might actually pay Cher at this point to reprise her role in Moonstruck. She could slap me across the face and say, "Snap out of it!"

Anyone want to share her cure for the funk?

Or Cher's phone number?

Rejected!

I really, really, really wanted to get an interview with Jennifer Weiner for Romance Divas. I'm a big fan of chick-lit in general and J.W. in particular. So, I sent an e-mail to her via her website. I got one of those automatic replies with some general information and an e-mail address for J.W.'s publicist. Of course, I promptly sent a copy of the message to J.W.'s representative.

One week later, the following message was in my inbox: "At the moment she is on deadline for her next book so it is a pass". To say I was disappointed would be an understatement. But I tried, right?

My Office

We've been comparing writing spaces over at Romance Divas Forum. My office is fairly chaotic, but it works for me. I do a lot of writing on my laptop and web-surfing on the desktop. Max likes to spend time with me while I'm working, so sometimes the laptop is not the best choice.

I'm back in Philadelphia. We ran into some car trouble in Florida and had to replace our transmission. Of course, it did give me another week to work on my tan!

I'm going on a business trip to Minneapolis in February. I'll finally get to see the Mall of America. Apparently, I'll get to see a lot of snow, too. Shiver me timbers.

I finally finished my backlog of editing for my book reviewers. Now I have to catch up on writing my reviews. The writing life. Glamorous and then some!